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Being Single Sucks and So Do Men
Wanna know what blows? Being single.More specifically, being a 32 (almost 33) year old divorcee (typing that word makes me want to vomit only slightly less than when I say it), single mom with NO prospects sucks.
As I lay here alone, aside from Peter and Phoebe (the beginnings of my soon to be cat lady collection), now is a good time to remember all of the GOOD things about being single.
In no specific order:
1. I can actually get some decent sleep at night. My ex used to snore so loudly that almost nightly I thought about killing him in his sleep. I'm not even kidding. I used to fantasize about smothering him with his pillow. Yes, it might be a little dramatic, but sleep deprivation at 2 a.m. does crazy things to a woman. Now I want to kill him all of the time ;)
2. No more pubic and/or copious amounts of body hair in the shower.
3. I get Tuesday & Thursday evenings and every other weekend off¯.
4. I can eat cereal for dinner and don't hear the bitching that went a little something like this, "If it's not meat, it's not dinner"¯.
5. I no longer have to scrub the remnants from his explosive ass off of the inside of the toilet bowl (too much information?).
Ah, fuck this list. Who am I kidding, being single sucks.
Posted 4 hours ago
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Comments
- Sounds like a typical woman. She can't decide what she wants.
Posted 1 month ago - Being single is far better then being with a total jackass anyday!! You have 1 less person to wait on and clean up after.
Posted 1 month ago - SOUNDS LIKE YOU DESERVE TO BE SINGLE YOU FILTHY WHORE!
Posted 1 month ago - At least he doesn't have to put up with your bitchin' anymore. If you suck a dick as much as you talk, you may not "lay" alone, ass wipe.
Posted 1 month ago - Wanna know what blows?
ANSWER TO THAT: NOT YOU YOU FUCKIN' WHORE!!!! JUST DO IT !!!!!!!!!!
Posted 1 month ago - Do you suck?
Posted 1 month ago - Being single does not suck. By choice, I'm on my third year and plan on continuing. You issue isn't with men in general, just the men you were with.
Posted 1 month ago - You are just like all the others, dumb, money-hungry, ugly and you are good for nothing.
Posted 4 weeks ago - Being single doesn't suck -- if you're unhappy single or married, you're simply unhappy. Its what we choose to do with our singlehood. Its a matter of designing a full-life, rather than staying home and complaining about it.
So, why not take dance lessons on Tues/Thurs, join a single group, start meeting people. Get to know yourself, what you like and dislike about yourself. and make changes. Be the most you can be! Complaining is 1 of 4 relationship busters. divorced.
Posted 2 weeks ago - Yes Virgina, being single sucks
Posted 1 week ago
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